In early 2000, Ms. Claire Frese, a student at the College of Wooster, spent a semester abroad in Zimbabwe. Among her admirers was a neighbor, a man named Mr. Darlington, who proposed marriage frequently--despite the fact that he was already happily married. Below is the first of three letters Ms. Frese received from Mr. Darlington; the complete text of the letter follows.

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Ammicable Heaven one
With much discussion what was your reaction upon my proposal? From that day until now my thoughts are with you sponono.
To tell you my definate I really go for you more than the word love itself. So may you take my lovely request into your (consideration) hands.
I might be happy if you can take my request into your consideration. I am sufering from sleepless nights concerning you my sparkerphilidricious of my heart.
Sorry for being venture into the news without asking for your physical fitness, how are you chewing the gums of master life? Back to me, every is going wrong as you understands these statements.
I am waiting for the realization like blind person who waiting for the donations from the donators.
Yours praying for love
Darlington
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