stay classy, cleveland

It's a very special billboard that inspires one to make a crosstown pilgrimage in the rain. I don't know how Christmas is celebrated in other parts of the country, but here on the North Coast we spend the day gambling and riding around on toy motorcycles, while topless women wash our aluminum siding. Happy Birthday, Jesus!

Also, regular visitors may want to check out a useful new website I discovered, called "The You-Tube." It's hosting a handful of my sweet videos; I just hope the server can handle the resulting torrent of traffic.

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PenguinWiki

Also, you should definitely check out PenguinWiki. It's an attempt--backed by Penguin Books, no less--to write a novel, wiki-style. Today, it is mostly about bananas, with the odd rape or two thrown in; who knows what it will be about tomorrow. Here's an excerpt:

"who knows"! He mumbled as if ignoring to her.." He then opened the bag and took a cell phone dialling a number. She was too beutiful to ignore.So he doubted that he a terrorist planning to put bomb in the bus station. "NO,darling"He suddenly said in a loud voice.. she was startled. How do u know what i was thinking"...she asked with a surprise....... "i can see the minds....!"He replied.