stay classy, cleveland
Sun, 2007-01-07 23:54 — joefrese
It's a very special billboard that inspires one to make a crosstown pilgrimage in the rain. I don't know how Christmas is celebrated in other parts of the country, but here on the North Coast we spend the day gambling and riding around on toy motorcycles, while topless women wash our aluminum siding. Happy Birthday, Jesus!
Also, regular visitors may want to check out a useful new website I discovered, called "The You-Tube." It's hosting a handful of my sweet videos; I just hope the server can handle the resulting torrent of traffic.
Comments
war on CHRIST-mas!
Do you think this billboard is meant to evoke the phrase "Roman holiday," only in the spirit of Bill O'Reilly and his culture warriors this Roman dude was all "Have a Roman CHRIST-mas"? It amuses me greatly to think so, especially considering that a Roman holiday (according to Dictionary.com) is "an occasion on which entertainment or profit is derived from injury or death; a scene of suffering considered as an object of amusement; a pitiable spectacle [From the bloody gladiatorial contests staged as entertainment for the ancient Romans.]"
Did you check out the website advertised on the billboard?
Also, I demand the return of the rotating quote box thingy!